Considering a career move that is more zag than it is zig? You’ve come to the right place.

We’ve ditched the ping-pong table, sub-leased the vapor lounge and cancelled all perks. Why? Because we’re ahead of the curve and have determined that the modern office is ready for yet another remake. All the mommy-nanny catering to 20 somethings has run its course and the newest trend in office decor is the sci-fi clean room!

Hooded sweatshirts are so passé. New hires at WaveStar get their own clean suit and mask, which are washed nightly. You also get your own “clean cube” work area where you will store absolutely nothing.

Moutain bike as a signing bonus? Not here bub. As a perk for joining the workforce of the future, you will get your own nano-particle HEPA filtration vacuum cleaner. You’ll be using that a lot more than some dumb fixie bike.

Send all applications to: wherever you want! We don’t take applications. If you’re a right fit, we will hunt you down and sign you up.